Morrissey Finally Gives The World Something To Be Happy About

by kalbzayn on August 28, 2007

Yes, Morrissey is finally making me happy. I hated him and his depressing shit when I was in high school. I never bothered to waste my time trying to figure out the Smiths. I had a girl I was interested in back then that loved Morrissey but never gave me the time of day, but I’m sure that has little to do with my distaste for the crooner.

Anyway, some Schmoes were trying to get the Smiths back together. The deal would have involved including guitarist Johnny Marr. Apparently Morrissey doesn’t like Johnny Marr very much because Morrissey turned down the two year tour in 2008 and 2009.

They were going to pay him $75 MILLION.

If anybody from the Smiths happens to read this post, please feel free to send me an email. I will be your front man for $50 million. That’s bargain basement pricing and I guarantee you that I won’t depress you as much as the Morrissey guy. And you can include any guitarist that you want.

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Bonnie August 29, 2007 at 1:04 pm

I will hang out with the incomplete band for five bucks. And I play a mean triangle.

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