Ho, Ho, Ho. It's Christmas time, my hos

by kalbzayn on November 16, 2007

While the world starts to ramp up insanely early for another round of Christmas cheer, the Santa Clauses in Sydney, Australia have been oddly bah humbugged.

The recruitment firm hiring the Santas has requested that the Santas refrain from his traditional jolly “Ho, ho, ho” because it could frighten children into thinking Santa Claus was calling them a prostitute. Instead they are being asked to yell, “Ha, ha, ha” at the kids.

Rumor has it that they will next ask Santa Claus to get rid of the North Pole because kids might assume strippers dance on it during the long winter nights.

No word on whether Hostess Ho Hos have been contacted to become the Hostess Ha Has. They are probably still trying to decide what to do about the Nutty Ho Hos that launched in 1999.

I think we all know who is going to be getting a lump of coal in their stocking this year as Santa rides off into the night calling, “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Peace out, my pimps and hos.”

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