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News Fit For Fiction

I have managed to read two news items recently that are just begging to be the focal point of stories you are going to write.
First, a guy calls the police because he is worried about his girlfriend isn’t doing well in the bathroom…after two years. Her legs had actually fused to the toilet seat. […]

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The Perfect Football Game

I had absolutely no interest in the Super Bowl until a few days ago. I’m not really much of a pro football fan, can’t stand the constant commercials, and would rather watch a movie.
Then I heard that the New England Patriots filed for a trademark on the phrase 19-0 THE PERFECT SEASON.
All of the […]

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Ho, Ho, Ho. It’s Christmas time, my hos

While the world starts to ramp up insanely early for another round of Christmas cheer, the Santa Clauses in Sydney, Australia have been oddly bah humbugged.
The recruitment firm hiring the Santas has requested that the Santas refrain from his traditional jolly “Ho, ho, ho” because it could frighten children into thinking Santa Claus was calling […]

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Upcoming Opportunities For Writers?

Check this out. Apparently the TV and movie writers are thinking about going on strike mainly because they want more money from DVD sales residuals.
I have a couple questions.
I have no idea what kind of money these people actually make, but if they go on strike and nobody cares, where else can they go […]

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Reporting the News

So Brad Pitt is talking sense again. At least trying to. He wants a nice eco clean world and his kind of annoyed at how hard it is to convince everybody.
One thing I like about Brad Pitt is that almost anytime you hear about him doing anything he is trying to help poor […]

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